A blond a bernet and a red head walked into a bar the bartender told them their was a magic merror in the bathroom.He said that if you spoke the truth infront of the merror you would have your greatest desires but if you told a lie you would disappear.The red head sais that she was the pretiest girl in the bar and she walked out the bathroom and she got athusand dollars.The berrnet walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar she walked out the ber with a new car. The bland went she said I think poof she was gone

Строгий отец отпускает дочку в кино с парнем:

— Чтоб через полтора часа были дома!

Парень:

— Через полтора часа? Да я только час её уламывать буду!

Вот у меня еще с детства ребенок появился.

— Девушка, девушка, не подскажете который час?

— Два часа — двести баксов.