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16 July: Top today:

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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Woman jokes
16 July: Computer jokes:

My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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16 July: Job jokes:

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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16 July: Game jokes:

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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16 July: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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16 July: Dark Humor:

Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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16 July: Family jokes:

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

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Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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16 July: Transport jokes:

How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children

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16 July: Fire jokes:

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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16 July: Priest jokes:

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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