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24 May: Top today:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
24 May: Poor jokes:

Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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24 May: Family jokes:

What is a lion call as a baby cocota

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Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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24 May: Doctors jokes:

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

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24 May: Life jokes:

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life’s too short to want it.

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24 May: Job jokes:

This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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24 May: Puns jokes:

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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24 May: Dark Humor:

There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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24 May: What’s the difference?:

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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24 May: Sea jokes:

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

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