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3 August: Top today:

Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Stairs jokes
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
3 August: Job jokes:

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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3 August: Doctors jokes:

You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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3 August: High jokes:

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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3 August: Stairs jokes:

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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3 August: Dark Humor:

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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3 August: Life jokes:

It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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3 August: Puns jokes:

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

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3 August: Ex jokes:

If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

Elephants never forget.

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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3 August: Fire jokes:

I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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