Best Jokes

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back