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6 September: Top today:

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Dark Humor
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What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy: LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice:) no one ever does:) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die:)?

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Hit jokes
6 September: Green jokes:

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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6 September: Life jokes:

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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6 September: Dark Humor:

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who’s hanging around.

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What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat

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6 September: Family jokes:

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?

An ambulance

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A girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?

Brother; because their beautiful!

Sister: I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t.

Brother:…

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6 September: Puns jokes:

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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6 September: Nut jokes:

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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6 September: High jokes:

What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

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6 September: Hope jokes:

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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6 September: Lost jokes:

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost??

Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are.

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate

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