Best Jokes
15 May: Top today:
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!
What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
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15 May: Doctors jokes:
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”
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15 May: Job jokes:
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
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15 May: Transport jokes:
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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15 May: Dream jokes:
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!
YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.
Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!
I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.
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15 May: Dark Humor:
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who’s hanging around.
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
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15 May: Straight jokes:
What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
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Why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
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15 May: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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15 May: Computer jokes:
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
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15 May: Nut jokes:
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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
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