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15 April: Top today:

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?
15 April: Computer jokes:

My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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15 April: Waiting jokes:

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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15 April: Job jokes:

“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker

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15 April: Doctors jokes:

I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me “pick a star sign any star sign” “I said Capricorn” He said “Nahh you got cancer”

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Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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15 April: Dark Humor:

What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

They both hang from trees

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind

Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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15 April: What’s the difference?:

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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15 April: Game jokes:

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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15 April: Family jokes:

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

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Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

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15 April: Puns jokes:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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