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25 March: Top today:

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
25 March: Doctors jokes:

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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25 March: Family jokes:

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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25 March: Stick jokes:

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

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My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

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25 March: Puns jokes:

You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

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I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

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25 March: Job jokes:

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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What’s the difference between a job and a wife

The job keeps sucking after 5 years

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25 March: Dark Humor:

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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I remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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25 March: Milk jokes:

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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25 March: Waiting jokes:

Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

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25 March: Poor jokes:

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!

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