Best Jokes

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol