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11 April: Top today:

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Transport jokes
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John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

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Job jokes
11 April: Life jokes:

It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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11 April: Dark Humor:

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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11 April: Transport jokes:

Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

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11 April: Poor jokes:

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

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11 April: Green jokes:

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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11 April: Milk jokes:

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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11 April: Stairs jokes:

Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???

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11 April: Fat jokes:

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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11 April: Stick jokes:

What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.

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