Best Jokes

Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…

He got hit by a train

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

If your depressed and you crying like this joke

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!