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22 June: Top today:

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Dream jokes
22 June: Green jokes:

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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22 June: Hope jokes:

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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22 June: Family jokes:

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.

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My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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My 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist,

The cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "

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22 June: Dark Humor:

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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22 June: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

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22 June: Computer jokes:

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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22 June: Puns jokes:

I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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22 June: Milk jokes:

Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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Why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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22 June: Fight jokes:

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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