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8 April: Job jokes:
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8 April: Computer jokes:

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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8 April: Dark Humor:

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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8 April: Doctors jokes:
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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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8 April: Family jokes:
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8 April: Game jokes:
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8 April: Nut jokes:
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8 April: Woman jokes:

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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8 April: Sea jokes:
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