Best Jokes
8 April: Top today:
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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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8 April: Nut jokes:
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8 April: Doctors jokes:
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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.
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8 April: Hit jokes:
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
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8 April: Dark Humor:
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
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8 April: Family jokes:
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2
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8 April: Woman jokes:
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
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8 April: Game jokes:
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
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8 April: Stick jokes:
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
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My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
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8 April: Sea jokes:
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