Best Jokes
8 February: Top today:
Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
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8 February: Hit jokes:
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8 February: Job jokes:
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8 February: Puns jokes:
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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If trees could kill you, they wood.
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8 February: Stairs jokes:
According to all known laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can’t. I’ll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I’m excited.
Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B’s.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That’s me!
Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118, 000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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8 February: What’s the difference?:
Whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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8 February: Milk jokes:
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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Whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man
The milk man comes back with the god damn milk
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8 February: Transport jokes:
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn’t!
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8 February: Green jokes:
What do you call a green camel.
My parents left me.
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“Some of my best friends are Green.”
“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”
“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”
“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”
“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”
“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”
“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”
“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”
“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
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8 February: Doctors jokes:
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Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
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