Best Jokes

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up??.

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

/en/doctor

A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?