Best Jokes

This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

Boss: “we have to let you go.”

Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

Boss: “how?”

Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ”

Boss: “get out”

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.