Best Jokes
19 June: Top today:
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How do asians name there kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
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19 June: Computer jokes:
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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19 June: Doctors jokes:
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
‘PNEIS’
And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.
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Where do sick boats go? – The dock!
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
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An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor
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19 June: Fire jokes:
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
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19 June: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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19 June: Green jokes:
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19 June: Transport jokes:
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
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Chew chew!
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19 June: Ex jokes:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
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19 June: Stick jokes:
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What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
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19 June: Paint jokes:
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My Xbox has been acting up lately…
So I painted it black to make it run faster
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