Best Jokes
25 July: Top today:
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”
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What’s green and smells of bacon???
KERMITS FINGERS??
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
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25 July: Dark Humor:
Whats the difference between onions and babys?
I cry when i cut onions.
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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
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According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
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25 July: Milk jokes:
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
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25 July: Transport jokes:
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25 July: Straight jokes:
I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
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25 July: Puns jokes:
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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25 July: Dream jokes:
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
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25 July: Fire jokes:
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
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25 July: What’s the difference?:
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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25 July: Green jokes:
Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
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What’s green then red all over?
A frog in a blender!:)
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