Best Jokes
3 October: Top today:
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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3 October: Dream jokes:
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.
You don’t have dreams you have movies.
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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
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3 October: Hope jokes:
So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
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3 October: Sea jokes:
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
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3 October: Transport jokes:
What’s black and yellow and cant swim?
A School Bus Full Of Orphans
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3 October: Puns jokes:
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
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3 October: Nut jokes:
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
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3 October: Dark Humor:
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3 October: What’s the difference?:
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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3 October: Computer jokes:
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