Best Jokes
15 March: Top today:
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
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My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
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15 March: Fat jokes:
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15 March: Transport jokes:
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
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What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
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15 March: Fight jokes:
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
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15 March: Green jokes:
Whats green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogs finger.
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15 March: Puns jokes:
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
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If trees could kill you, they wood.
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15 March: Fire jokes:
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
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15 March: Dark Humor:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
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I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
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People call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents, i love working at the orphanage
At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
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15 March: Hope jokes:
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A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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15 March: Sea jokes:
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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