Best Jokes

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12 January: Top today:

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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Waiting jokes
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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

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Dream jokes
12 January: Hit jokes:

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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12 January: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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12 January: Sea jokes:

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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12 January: Game jokes:

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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12 January: Family jokes:

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

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12 January: Drunk jokes:

Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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12 January: Dark Humor:

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

Onions was a good dog

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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12 January: Waiting jokes:

Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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12 January: Fat jokes:

Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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