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1 January: Top today:

The teacher once said to some students?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said?is anyone missing? the students said? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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Job jokes
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Does an orphanage have daddy issues

Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Milk jokes
1 January: Transport jokes:

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”

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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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1 January: Woman jokes:

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

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1 January: What’s the difference?:

Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!

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You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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1 January: Puns jokes:

If trees could kill you, they wood.

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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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1 January: Fat jokes:

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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1 January: Hit jokes:

Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…

He got hit by a train

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Why did the kid drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus.

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1 January: Priest jokes:

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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1 January: Dark Humor:

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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1 January: Game jokes:

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game?

Who’s your daddy

(Go look up the game)

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