Best Jokes

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24 September: Top today:

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Fire jokes
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

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Transport jokes
24 September: Sea jokes:

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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24 September: Doctors jokes:

Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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24 September: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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24 September: Poor jokes:

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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24 September: What’s the difference?:

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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24 September: Hit jokes:

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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24 September: Dark Humor:

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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24 September: Smoking jokes:

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair

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24 September: Priest jokes:

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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