Best Jokes
10 October: Top today:
Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…
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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?
A Father in law
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10 October: Hit jokes:
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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10 October: Stick jokes:
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10 October: Fat jokes:
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10 October: Job jokes:
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
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I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
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10 October: Hope jokes:
So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
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10 October: Sea jokes:
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
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What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
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10 October: Computer jokes:
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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10 October: Woman jokes:
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she’s away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, “You can’t tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn’t get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications.”
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, “Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can’t get down …”
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Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.
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10 October: Poor jokes:
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