Best Jokes
14 January: Top today:
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
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14 January: Woman jokes:
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
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14 January: Drunk jokes:
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not…
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14 January: Transport jokes:
A school bus full of kids drowning
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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14 January: Bar jokes:
So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
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14 January: Game jokes:
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
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There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says: I have cancer!
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14 January: Lost jokes:
He lost internet connections
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14 January: Sea jokes:
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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14 January: Priest jokes:
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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14 January: Ex jokes:
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