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29 March: Top today:

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

Boss: “we have to let you go.”

Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

Boss: “how?”

Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ”

Boss: “get out”

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Job jokes
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes
29 March: Puns jokes:

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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29 March: Green jokes:

This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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29 March: Sea jokes:

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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29 March: Hell jokes:

I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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29 March: Nut jokes:

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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29 March: Fight jokes:

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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29 March: Woman jokes:

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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29 March: Game jokes:

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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29 March: Computer jokes:

Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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