Best Jokes

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

What is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home

I cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.

By:Xzavier

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!