Best Jokes

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

What runs but never stop

A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait