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5 January: Top today:

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
5 January: Puns jokes:

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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5 January: Green jokes:

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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5 January: Transport jokes:

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

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5 January: Dark Humor:

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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5 January: Fight jokes:

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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5 January: What’s the difference?:

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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5 January: Stick jokes:

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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5 January: Dream jokes:

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

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Just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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5 January: Family jokes:

You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

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My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you

Coconut

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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