Best Jokes

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19 April: Top today:

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

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Sea jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
19 April: Dream jokes:

Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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19 April: Woman jokes:

I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

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19 April: Lost jokes:

Why did stephen hawkins die

He lost internet connections

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19 April: Family jokes:

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”

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19 April: Doctors jokes:

In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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19 April: Dark Humor:

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.”

If i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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19 April: Nut jokes:

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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19 April: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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19 April: Fire jokes:

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

Sounds like a match made in heaven

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