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13 April: Top today:

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Waiting jokes
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Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

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Teacher jokes
13 April: Nut jokes:

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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13 April: Ex jokes:

I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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13 April: Lost jokes:

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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13 April: Straight jokes:

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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13 April: What’s the difference?:

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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13 April: Puns jokes:

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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13 April: Dark Humor:

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

She started crying

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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13 April: Paint jokes:

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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13 April: Fire jokes:

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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My friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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