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20 April: Top today:

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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Stick jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
20 April: Family jokes:

Dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

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Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

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20 April: Job jokes:

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

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John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

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20 April: Dark Humor:

Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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20 April: Sea jokes:

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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20 April: Fat jokes:

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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20 April: Nut jokes:

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

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20 April: Lost jokes:

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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20 April: Fight jokes:

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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20 April: Poor jokes:

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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