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One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. “Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!” the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. “Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?” the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. “Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?” the man asked. The nun replied, “Okay, only one thing.” “What would you like?” asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. “How about a little gin?” the man concluded. “Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don’t see what I’m drinking?” asked the nun. “Fine,” the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. “Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?” asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. “Don’t tell me that damn nun is out there again!” the bartender said.
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Hа стоpойке двое таскают в носилках pаствоp.
— Hах[рена] дох[рена] нах[рена]pил? От[фигач]ивай нах[рен]!
— Hих[рена] не дох[рена]. Пох[рена]чили!
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Многие молодые мамы с благодарностью отзываются о донорах банка спермы г. Суходрючинска: "У этих ребят ну просто золотые руки! "
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Установили турбину в Северный Поток после капремонта, включили, а она загудела и отказалась крутиться.
Позвали спецов, те ее спрашивают, в чем дело? Отвечает турбина:
"Блин, пусть ваши ЦРУ-шные и ГРУ-шные закладки сперва между собой договорятся! А то я не пойму, мне на повышенных оборотах работать или на пониженных. "
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Дожили до того, что когда ребёнок спрашивает о цветах радуги, мы настораживаемся.