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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? — Because he needed some space.
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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???
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When your girlfriend has an abortion, it’s kinda like dodging your own bullets.
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