A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.
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All of a guys son’s came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks “Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?” The man said “My wife does!”

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A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him, and comments now don’t start anything.

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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

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