How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”