What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

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