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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
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Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!