If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

Titanic — “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.