Whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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