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A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
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Мужчины — как комары: весной и летом не отобьёшься, а осенью ну хоть один бы покусал.
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— Завтра никогда не наступает. Просыпаешься, и снова сегодня! Я проверял.
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Если я соглашусь с тобой, мы оба будем неправы!
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Утром едешь на дачу, а вечером возвращаешься с этого грёбанного огорода!