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Family jokes
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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Transport jokes


31 March: Woman jokes:

Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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31 March: Milk jokes:
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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31 March: Stick jokes:

Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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31 March: Dark Humor:
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31 March: Hit jokes:

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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31 March: Sea jokes:
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Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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31 March: Priest jokes:

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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31 March: Puns jokes:

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

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31 March: Waiting jokes:

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I’m doing fine. We are just looking for a home:3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok… mhmmm… WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn’t Read it…) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn’t know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny:() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon!:3 Me now hates my life.:)

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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