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30 March: Top today:

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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Transport jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
30 March: Hit jokes:

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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30 March: Green jokes:

Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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30 March: Dream jokes:

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

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30 March: Puns jokes:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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30 March: Job jokes:

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

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30 March: Woman jokes:

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

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30 March: Priest jokes:

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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30 March: Stairs jokes:

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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30 March: Poor jokes:

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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