Best Jokes

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

I told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams