Best Jokes
27 May: Top today:
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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27 May: What’s the difference?:
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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27 May: Hit jokes:
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
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27 May: Transport jokes:
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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27 May: Job jokes:
At the kelp wanted station
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What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
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27 May: Puns jokes:
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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27 May: Dark Humor:
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
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27 May: Family jokes:
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”
Alabama:
“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
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27 May: Stick jokes:
What do polish people in??? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
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27 May: Computer jokes:
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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