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10 July: Top today:

You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly

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10 July: Dream jokes:

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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10 July: High jokes:

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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10 July: Priest jokes:

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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10 July: Dark Humor:

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW

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10 July: Nut jokes:

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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10 July: Fat jokes:

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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10 July: Fight jokes:

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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10 July: Job jokes:

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

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The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker

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10 July: Stairs jokes:

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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