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Transport jokes


20 May: Doctors jokes:
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So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”

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20 May: Poor jokes:
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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20 May: Family jokes:

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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20 May: Woman jokes:
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Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

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20 May: Green jokes:

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

I gatherd some slapies.

The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

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20 May: Drunk jokes:

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

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20 May: Milk jokes:

Whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man

The milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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20 May: Hell jokes:
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[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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