Best Jokes
10 February: Top today:
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Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!
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10 February: Fat jokes:
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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10 February: Nut jokes:
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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10 February: Sea jokes:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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10 February: Transport jokes:
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…
?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
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10 February: Fire jokes:
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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
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10 February: Family jokes:
Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
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10 February: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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10 February: Green jokes:
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
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What’s green and smells of bacon???
KERMITS FINGERS??
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
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10 February: Ex jokes:
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
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