Best Jokes

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you:)

Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

When does a doctor get mad?

When he runs out of patients!