Best Jokes
16 January: Top today:
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
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16 January: Job jokes:
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
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16 January: Life jokes:
My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
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16 January: Milk jokes:
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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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16 January: Sea jokes:
Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
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16 January: Transport jokes:
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
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Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
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16 January: Game jokes:
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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
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Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
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16 January: Green jokes:
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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16 January: Doctors jokes:
Where do sick boats go? – The dock!
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
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16 January: Fire jokes:
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Whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
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