Best Jokes
Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either
| Woman jokes |
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
| Waiting jokes |
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
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A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
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What fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
Guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
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