Best Jokes

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

Let go of my nose

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Au revouir, GGG

What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”