Best Jokes

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22 August: Top today:

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes
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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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Family jokes
22 August: Fat jokes:

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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22 August: Dark Humor:

What do you call a cow with two legs

Answer: Your mom

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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22 August: Fight jokes:

So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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22 August: Game jokes:

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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22 August: Woman jokes:

Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? ” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”

SHOES

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An older retired couple — the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.

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22 August: Doctors jokes:

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.

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22 August: Dream jokes:

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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22 August: Stick jokes:

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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22 August: High jokes:

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

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