Best Jokes
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!
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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
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What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you:)
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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
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When he runs out of patients!
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