Best Jokes
9 January: Top today:
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
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9 January: Puns jokes:
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
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9 January: Nut jokes:
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
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9 January: Transport jokes:
What do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
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9 January: Dark Humor:
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Because all his friends Argon.
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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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9 January: Dream jokes:
Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams.??
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Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs??!
Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
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9 January: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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9 January: Green jokes:
What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
…a girl scout that got hit by a car
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What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
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9 January: Life jokes:
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Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
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9 January: Paint jokes:
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???
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