Best Jokes

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23 October: Top today:

I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

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Waiting jokes
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Puns jokes
23 October: Poor jokes:

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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23 October: Hit jokes:

What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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23 October: Transport jokes:

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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What’s black and yellow and cant swim?

A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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23 October: Family jokes:

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

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23 October: What’s the difference?:

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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23 October: Stairs jokes:

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?

He could not get up the stairs?

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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23 October: Dark Humor:

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

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23 October: Fight jokes:

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.

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23 October: Dream jokes:

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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