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12 May: Top today:

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

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Family jokes
12 May: Paint jokes:

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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12 May: Stairs jokes:

Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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12 May: What’s the difference?:

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

You might be

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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12 May: Transport jokes:

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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12 May: Computer jokes:

My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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12 May: Dark Humor:

What do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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12 May: Stick jokes:

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…

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12 May: Family jokes:

My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

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12 May: Fat jokes:

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”

And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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