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11 March: Top today:

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Green jokes
11 March: Dream jokes:

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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11 March: Sea jokes:

Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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11 March: Dark Humor:

Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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11 March: Doctors jokes:

What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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11 March: Fat jokes:

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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11 March: Hell jokes:

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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11 March: Transport jokes:

Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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11 March: Little Johnny:

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

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11 March: Priest jokes:

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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