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6 November: Top today:

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

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Waiting jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
6 November: Dark Humor:

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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6 November: Hit jokes:

If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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6 November: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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6 November: Family jokes:

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

Your sister didnt give me a lambo

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6 November: Poor jokes:

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him:)();((;’

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6 November: Doctors jokes:

Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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6 November: Green jokes:

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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6 November: Drunk jokes:

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out

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6 November: Puns jokes:

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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