Best Jokes
10 May: Top today:
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
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10 May: Family jokes:
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
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10 May: Fat jokes:
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What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
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10 May: Priest jokes:
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”
Priest: “What did you do Child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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10 May: Straight jokes:
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10 May: Green jokes:
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10 May: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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10 May: Game jokes:
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
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What is a fish’s?? favorite game?
Salmon Says!
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10 May: Stairs jokes:
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
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10 May: High jokes:
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 — When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
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