Best Jokes
4 October: Top today:
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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
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Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
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4 October: Sea jokes:
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
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Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
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4 October: Dark Humor:
What do you call a dog with no legs…
My asian neighbors dinner.
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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
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4 October: Waiting jokes:
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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4 October: Woman jokes:
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4 October: Stairs jokes:
Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
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4 October: Drunk jokes:
Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
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4 October: Green jokes:
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
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4 October: Priest jokes:
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
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What do you call a catholic priest who molests children?
A catholic priest
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4 October: Family jokes:
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My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
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After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me? ! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
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