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19 October: Top today:

I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

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Straight jokes
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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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Dark Humor
19 October: Fight jokes:

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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19 October: Stick jokes:

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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19 October: Transport jokes:

You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

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19 October: Hope jokes:

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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19 October: Waiting jokes:

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

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The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

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19 October: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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19 October: Hit jokes:

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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19 October: Doctors jokes:

Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. – That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

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19 October: Dark Humor:

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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