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29 March: Top today:

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
29 March: Green jokes:

This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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29 March: Milk jokes:

Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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29 March: Job jokes:

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

Boss: “we have to let you go.”

Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

Boss: “how?”

Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ”

Boss: “get out”

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29 March: Nut jokes:

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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29 March: Hell jokes:

I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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29 March: Fight jokes:

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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29 March: Puns jokes:

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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29 March: Woman jokes:

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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29 March: Dark Humor:

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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