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19 February: Top today:

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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Puns jokes
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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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Dark Humor
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes
19 February: Computer jokes:

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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19 February: Sea jokes:

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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19 February: Dream jokes:

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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19 February: Stick jokes:

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…

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19 February: Nut jokes:

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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19 February: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

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19 February: Hit jokes:

What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

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19 February: Milk jokes:

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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19 February: Family jokes:

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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