Best Jokes

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26 February: Top today:

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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Dark Humor
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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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Family jokes
26 February: Puns jokes:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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26 February: Green jokes:

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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26 February: Stairs jokes:

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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I fell down the stairs once.

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26 February: Transport jokes:

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

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26 February: Hell jokes:

IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

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My friend:What are you doing Me:I?m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I?m boiling the hell out of it.

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26 February: Game jokes:

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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26 February: Family jokes:

You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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26 February: Poor jokes:

Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS

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26 February: Dark Humor:

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who’s hanging around.

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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