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27 March: Top today:

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes
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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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Job jokes


27 March: Doctors jokes:

Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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27 March: Puns jokes:
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27 March: High jokes:

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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27 March: Milk jokes:

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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27 March: Waiting jokes:

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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27 March: Family jokes:
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27 March: Dark Humor:

What fell down the tree first the emo or the apple

Guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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27 March: Fat jokes:
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What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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27 March: Priest jokes:
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