Best Jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”

Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of time.

Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.

Gf: …

Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh…

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…