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22 January: Top today:

What is a fish’s?? favorite game?

Salmon Says!

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Game jokes
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Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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Dark Humor
22 January: Sea jokes:

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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22 January: Hit jokes:

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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22 January: Dream jokes:

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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22 January: Puns jokes:

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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22 January: Fire jokes:

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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22 January: Job jokes:

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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22 January: Priest jokes:

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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22 January: Dark Humor:

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

If your depressed and you crying like this joke

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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words. “You little bastard!”

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22 January: Nut jokes:

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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