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30 April: Top today:

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

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Woman jokes
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes
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Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!

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30 April: Dark Humor:

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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30 April: Waiting jokes:

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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30 April: Smoking jokes:

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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30 April: Family jokes:

I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

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Dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

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30 April: High jokes:

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,

She looked surprised.

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30 April: Priest jokes:

What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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30 April: Job jokes:

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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30 April: Puns jokes:

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

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30 April: Poor jokes:

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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My mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich??

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