Best Jokes
21 April: Top today:
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
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21 April: Job jokes:
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
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21 April: Puns jokes:
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
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21 April: Hit jokes:
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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…
He got hit by a train
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21 April: Sea jokes:
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revouir, GGG
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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21 April: Dark Humor:
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
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Me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
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21 April: Priest jokes:
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
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21 April: Little Johnny:
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
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One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "
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21 April: Stairs jokes:
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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
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