Best Jokes
20 April: Top today:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
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20 April: Transport jokes:
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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What’s black and yellow and cant swim?
A School Bus Full Of Orphans
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20 April: Stairs jokes:
How do asians name there kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
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20 April: What’s the difference?:
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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20 April: Life jokes:
My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
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20 April: Dream jokes:
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
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20 April: Game jokes:
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
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20 April: Puns jokes:
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
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20 April: Green jokes:
What’s green then red all over?
A frog in a blender!:)
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
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20 April: Fight jokes:
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
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When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
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