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23 July: Top today:

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Dream jokes
23 July: Green jokes:

What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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23 July: Woman jokes:

My girlfriend treats me like God. – She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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23 July: Doctors jokes:

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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23 July: Milk jokes:

Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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23 July: Waiting jokes:

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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23 July: Transport jokes:

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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23 July: Hope jokes:

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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23 July: Puns jokes:

I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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23 July: Poor jokes:

Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.

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