Best Jokes
22 May: Top today:
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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22 May: What’s the difference?:
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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22 May: Life jokes:
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
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22 May: Milk jokes:
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22 May: Family jokes:
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
Tell me answers in comment box
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22 May: Doctors jokes:
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor
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22 May: Puns jokes:
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22 May: Dark Humor:
My grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
No witnessess
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22 May: Green jokes:
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
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22 May: Hit jokes:
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
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What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather. the rope stopped the kid
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