Best Jokes
28 June: Top today:
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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28 June: Fire jokes:
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28 June: Stick jokes:
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
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Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
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28 June: Dark Humor:
What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
They both hang from trees
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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~
1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
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28 June: Hit jokes:
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28 June: High jokes:
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
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BEFORE I GOT HIGH
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A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
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28 June: Dream jokes:
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
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28 June: Puns jokes:
They always use honeycombs
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RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
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28 June: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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28 June: Woman jokes:
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her…
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