Best Jokes

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24 May: Top today:

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes
24 May: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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24 May: Doctors jokes:

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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24 May: Job jokes:

This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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24 May: Life jokes:

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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24 May: Puns jokes:

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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24 May: Dark Humor:

There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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24 May: Family jokes:

What is a lion call as a baby cocota

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24 May: Sea jokes:

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

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24 May: What’s the difference?:

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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