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20 April: Top today:

Dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

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Family jokes
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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
20 April: Stick jokes:

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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20 April: Dark Humor:

Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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20 April: Fat jokes:

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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20 April: Fight jokes:

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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20 April: Nut jokes:

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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20 April: Fire jokes:

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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20 April: Sea jokes:

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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20 April: Green jokes:

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”

“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”

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20 April: Lost jokes:

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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