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19 April: Top today:

Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Dream jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes


19 April: Family jokes:

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”

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19 April: Sea jokes:

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

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19 April: Lost jokes:

Why did stephen hawkins die

He lost internet connections

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19 April: Woman jokes:

I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

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19 April: Dark Humor:
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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.

If i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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19 April: Doctors jokes:

In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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19 April: Puns jokes:

When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

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19 April: Nut jokes:
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19 April: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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