Best Jokes
9 September: Top today:
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
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9 September: Sea jokes:
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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9 September: Doctors jokes:
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.
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9 September: What’s the difference?:
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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9 September: Woman jokes:
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.
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9 September: Nut jokes:
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9 September: Dark Humor:
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
If your depressed and you crying like this joke
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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
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9 September: Family jokes:
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”
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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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9 September: Puns jokes:
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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They always use honeycombs
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9 September: Hit jokes:
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