Best Jokes
17 January: Top today:
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f… altar boys
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17 January: Dark Humor:
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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17 January: Family jokes:
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
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I was at a friends place yesterday, and… There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started f@cking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were f@cking the sister.
I sighed at this. “Incest aside. You guys make a cute family.” I started, “So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?” They stopped instantly and went to sleep. “Thank you.” I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
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17 January: What’s the difference?:
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
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17 January: Fat jokes:
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
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17 January: Puns jokes:
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
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17 January: Green jokes:
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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
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17 January: Computer jokes:
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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17 January: Job jokes:
Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
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17 January: Dream jokes:
Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams.??
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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.
What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
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