Best Jokes

Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium