Best Jokes
14 January: Top today:
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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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14 January: Dark Humor:
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
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14 January: Doctors jokes:
Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
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14 January: Lost jokes:
He lost internet connections
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14 January: Transport jokes:
A school bus full of kids drowning
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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14 January: Drunk jokes:
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not…
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14 January: Bar jokes:
So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
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14 January: Game jokes:
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
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14 January: Sea jokes:
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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14 January: Green jokes:
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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Whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window.
Abortion of chips
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