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15 January: Top today:

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.

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Family jokes
15 January: Poor jokes:

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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15 January: Milk jokes:

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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15 January: Dark Humor:

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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15 January: Priest jokes:

What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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15 January: Hell jokes:

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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15 January: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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15 January: High jokes:

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? — High Explosive.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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15 January: Puns jokes:

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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15 January: Fat jokes:

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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