Best Jokes

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

What runs but never stop

A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…