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22 May: Top today:

How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
22 May: Life jokes:

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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22 May: Sea jokes:

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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22 May: Family jokes:

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

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22 May: Green jokes:

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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22 May: Dark Humor:

My grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

No witnessess

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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I have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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22 May: Puns jokes:

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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22 May: Milk jokes:

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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22 May: Doctors jokes:

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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22 May: Priest jokes:

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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What do you call a catholic priest who molests children?

A catholic priest

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