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16 July: Top today:
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
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16 July: Woman jokes:
"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
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16 July: High jokes:
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16 July: Computer jokes:
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16 July: Game jokes:
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16 July: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
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16 July: Family jokes:
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
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16 July: Transport jokes:
Chew chew!
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What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
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16 July: Dark Humor:
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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16 July: Priest jokes:
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
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