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3 May: Top today:

So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Straight jokes


3 May: Green jokes:

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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3 May: Dark Humor:
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3 May: High jokes:
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3 May: Sea jokes:
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Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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3 May: Milk jokes:
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3 May: Fat jokes:
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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3 May: Game jokes:
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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

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3 May: Woman jokes:
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3 May: Job jokes:

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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