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17 January: Top today:

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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Dark Humor
17 January: What’s the difference?:

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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17 January: High jokes:

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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17 January: Family jokes:

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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I was at a friends place yesterday, and… There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started f@cking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were f@cking the sister.

I sighed at this. “Incest aside. You guys make a cute family.” I started, “So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?” They stopped instantly and went to sleep. “Thank you.” I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

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17 January: Fat jokes:

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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17 January: Dream jokes:

Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.

What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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17 January: Job jokes:

Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?

Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer

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17 January: Puns jokes:

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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17 January: Computer jokes:

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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17 January: Green jokes:

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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