Best Jokes
20 May: Top today:
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
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20 May: What’s the difference?:
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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20 May: Green jokes:
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).
I gatherd some slapies.
The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!
I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
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20 May: Family jokes:
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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20 May: Milk jokes:
Whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man
The milk man comes back with the god damn milk
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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
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20 May: Drunk jokes:
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
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Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out
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20 May: Woman jokes:
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
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20 May: Hell jokes:
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I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…
I know, I’m going to hell…
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[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
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20 May: Stairs jokes:
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
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20 May: Dark Humor:
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I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan”
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
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