I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

They both hang from trees

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.