Why did the kid drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus.

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words…

Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!