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I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
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Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister
Daughter: But I don’t have a sister
Dad: Exactly
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
Then, she asked me flirtatiously
“have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?”
I said, “Nope, not yet”.
She drank a little more, and said, “well, darling, tonight is your lucky night.”
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
Opens her door
Turn on the light
And she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake?”