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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
 They lost two towers. | 
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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

