Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”