What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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Why were the cherries?? crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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