Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
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Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her…

Off the nearby cliff

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I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

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Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him to.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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