Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfh- bverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

If a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite