Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…