Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

What’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.

Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.