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My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.
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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
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An apple a day keeps a doctor away… at least if you throw it hard enough
Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
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Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
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A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn’t delivery,it’s digiorno"