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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.  
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A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it



