A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
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A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

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You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

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