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A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
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Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
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Whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
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