What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking.:)

— Dark_Humor

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

Your too young to smoke!

That’s not even a bad joke-