Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!”

She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?”

“Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.”

Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”

What kind of sex do priest love…nun

My uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.