Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Depression hits harder than my dad