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Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife. |
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A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face