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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it. |
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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball