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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
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I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
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I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.