My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…

?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”

Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.