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Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
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A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
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And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
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Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.
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How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
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“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”