“Oh waiter! Waiter!”

“Yes sir?”

“Do you have frog’s legs?”

“Why yes”

“Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

If you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.