“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA