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Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
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When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
“One, he killed himself”
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
One day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks “Where have you been billy” he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes htm title=' who are you she says i’m beverly hill'>later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i’m beverly hill