What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

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My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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