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Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”
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Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesnt need to be cleaned
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Man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher…
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One day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come