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My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.
“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.
“Oh, ” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”
“No, son, I have a wife.”
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.