Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man’s balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen

Some trans “woman” came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.