If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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