I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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