Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."