Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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