What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.