My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.

What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama

Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her…

Off the nearby cliff

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him to.