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My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
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Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it
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My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
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What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend