I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
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