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And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.  | 
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I have a funny joke: my life
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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??
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Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a f@cking oven

